Another post copied over from my other blog (I'm going to be deleting that blog, but before I do that, I just wanted to move over some posts there that I wanted to remember).
This is on "How to Keep a Secret".
1. Get a conch
2. Prepare your secret
3. Shout secret into conch
4. Find a large body of water
5. Prepare a boat
6. Throw conch as far as you can
7. Row back home
8. Kick up your feet and relax
